yo there gon be nudes poppin up on this blog so if you dont like dicks or gay porn then i suggest you leave




im an asshole in the morning before i have coffee

ive had my coffee. im still an asshole




Me: can I go to the toilet
Teacher: it’s may I
Me: no it’s october

It’s July…

does knowing what month it is help when your parents don’t love you

shrek one: bad

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad



It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.


It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.


not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection